peteseeger:

son-of-wario:

pucukaklovasistvanemlekezeteblog:

?

screenwriter:

who wore it better

toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

90stv:

me getting up on stage to accept an golden globe 2035: ha ba da. ha ba da ga. ha badaga da ba. ha badadadada. habaga badggabaga

hollywood foreign press

swarnpert:

*sneezes and shoots my butt plug out of my ass at 55 mph towards my next victim*

officialunitedstates:

everything I’ve ever written on this blog is 100% canon and there are no discrepancies, errors, or contradictions. this has taken a great toll on my mental fortitude and I have lost months of sleep charting everything on the walls of my estate. please respect the artistic merit